Pope Benedict is God's representative on earth.
He doesn't like gay people.
This guy loves to think himself as an intelectual. So obviously there's a totally rational reason for his homophobia.
It's genius, we never heard of this before, don't panic, but it's er... **HUMAN EXTINCTION**.
Shite!! It's the big one.
If only we had some totally non camp James Bond to save us from our gays. I.e. more Timothy Dalton than Roger Moore.
So there you have it, the world is turning gay, be afraid. Be very afraid.